officialundertaker:

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

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plot twist: you wake up for school fully rested and ready to socialize
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confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life


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tinypups:

this is the most important google image search you’ll ever see


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kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”


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Anonymous: how does one even finish a rock collection

officialunitedstates:

I caught em all

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Title: Shiver Shiver
Artist: WALK THE MOON

isurewin:

WALK THE MOON // Shiver Shiver

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Teacher: How much is a gram?
Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..
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grass10:

””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.


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myheadisloud:

tall-girlproblems:

myheadisloud:

boy nipples are weird

girl nipples are weird

the word nipple is weird

the phrase nip nops is weird

That’s why you call them sensitive chest raisins.

first of all, no


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